He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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