john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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