Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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