Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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