when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
I am midnight drunk by noon
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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