The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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