I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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