I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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