I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Found the puke drawer
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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