one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
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Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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