I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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