so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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