Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
We have started to decorate penises.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
He has the fingertips of a God
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