wrigley field is MILF paradise
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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