Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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