are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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