It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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