i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I think I won the penis lottery.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
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