i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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