i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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