What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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