worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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