the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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