Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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