yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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