HIV tests are more positive than that guy
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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