Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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