yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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