talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
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