'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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