Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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