i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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