Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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