i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
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