They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
