did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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