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Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
time to smoke my breakfast
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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