Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
