Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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