brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
is that a dick in a sweater?
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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