Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
They have beer where we have blood.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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