he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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