what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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