I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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