i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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