lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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