just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
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