i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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