WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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