There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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