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go home
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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