yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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