I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
People with herpes should wear stickers.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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