Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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