dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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