Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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